lost-in-ikea:

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

the post that doesn’t age

(via scrawnyspeckygit)



littleladykins:

andshesgoldblooded:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

I will never not reblog

Forever reblogging

(via agirlofmanychins)


sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

(via veryunofficial)



cassarilla:

우주 = universe
우주 공간 = outer space
은하수 = Milky Way
은하 = galaxy
태양계 = solar system
대기권 = atmosphere
중력 = gravity
행성 = planet
별 = star
별똥별 = shooting star/falling star
유성 = meteor
운석 = meteorite
운석구덩이 = meteorite crater
헤성 = comet
성운 = nebula
달 = moon
태양 = sun
수성 = Mercury
금성 = Venus
지구 = Earth
화성 = Mars
목성 = Jupiter
토성 = Saturn
천왕성 = Uranus
해왕성 = Neptune
명왕성 = Pluto
토성의 고리 = rings of Saturn
천체학 = astronomy
천체물리학 = astrophysics
천체 망원경 = astronomical telescope
사진: 한강, 서울 (Han River, Seoul)

cassarilla:

우주 = universe

우주 공간 = outer space

은하수 = Milky Way

은하 = galaxy

태양계 = solar system

대기권 = atmosphere

중력 = gravity

행성 = planet

= star

별똥별 = shooting star/falling star

유성 = meteor

운석 = meteorite

운석구덩이 = meteorite crater

헤성 = comet

성운 = nebula

= moon

태양 = sun

수성 = Mercury

금성 = Venus

지구 = Earth

화성 = Mars

목성 = Jupiter

토성 = Saturn

천왕성 = Uranus

해왕성 = Neptune

명왕성 = Pluto

토성의 고리 = rings of Saturn

천체학 = astronomy

천체물리학 = astrophysics

천체 망원경 = astronomical telescope

사진: 한강, 서울 (Han River, Seoul)



skindeeptales:

Danielle Rose

skindeeptales:

Danielle Rose

(via pelvic---sorcery)


thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

(via thecutestlittlethings)


15 minutes have passed and I had to make myself breath. 

(via tempestpaige)


Awesome Mix Vol. 1

(via tempestpaige)


Bucky Barnes Words

Okay, I’m just sayin in that first box I wish I was Captain America….. bc it looks like a sex scene… a sexy sex scene… I know you thought it too… 

(via tempestpaige)




verylostinooo:

Yes, just yes

verylostinooo:

Yes, just yes